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Just an aside…

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God’s great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, “You want chocolate with that?“ And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “and as long as you’re at it, add some sprinkles.” And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.” And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.” And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake,” and said, “It is good.” Satan then created chocolate cake and named it ”Devil’s Food.”

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald’s and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, “You want fries with that?” And Man replied, “Yes! And super size them!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created HMOs.

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Satan may have also created spiders to hide inside your grapes. I found this one yesterday:

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Vitamins: The Basics

Look at any nutrition aisle in your local grocery store and you’ll be amazed by the variety you see. A literal alphabet of pills: A, B, Calcium, D & E, Fish Oils, Glucosamine, Huperzine A, Iron, Joint Support, Vitamin K, Lecithin, Magnesium, Nettle (of the stinging variety), Oregano, Potassium, Quercetin, Rose Hips, Saw Palmetto, Tocotrienol, Ubiquinone, Vitamin C, Whey, Yohimbe Bark and Zinc.

Alright… so I couldn’t find an X but I think you get the idea. There is a TON of stuff out there to spend your money on and it can all be a little overwhelming at times. However, once you filter out all the herbs, minerals and snake oil cures, you are left with the essential Vitamins: A & the Carotenoids, B, C, D, E and K.

Vitamins are organic compounds that are involved in every day bodily functions including: growth, metabolism and maintenance of health. While humans do synthesize small amounts of some vitamins, most are obtained exclusively through our diet. Those vitamins that are synthesized in our body, such as biotin (B7) made by the flora in our digestive tract, are made in such small amounts that dietary sources are still necessary for optimal amounts.

The word “vitamine” was first used in the early 20th century by Casimir Funk who isolated an amine substance from rice polishings that worked as an antiberiberi agent. Soon, other “accessory growth factors” were discovered like fat soluble A which became known as Vitamine A to distinguish it from Funk’s substance which became known as Vitamine B. Each Subsequent Vitamine discovered was given a letter designation and eventually, due to only a few of the substances being amines, the “e” was dropped and we were left with Vitamin A, B, C, D, E, and K.

Each vitamin is then categorized into water soluble or fat soluble varieties. B and C vitamins are water soluble, so daily intake of them is important as they are not stored within the body (with minor exceptions). Deficiencies in the fat soluble vitamins: A & Carotenoids, D, E and K are much less common since they are found and stored in many tissues throughout the body.

Each vitamin was originally thought to provide one specific activity. However, it is now known that they are active in many bodily functions. Niacin (B3) alone is used by over 200 enzymes throughout the body. New evidence also shows that Vitamin D, originally thought to be involved mainly in bone growth and strength, is important in many other aspects including inhibition of cancer cell proliferation. I will cover many of these functions in future posts specific to each individual vitamin, but for now, that is the short of it.





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